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I got a bunch of silly links in my mail today. Thought you all would enjoy them.

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Astrology is lame and Myers-Briggs is for losers. The omniscient Oracle of Starbucks (at http://www.buttafly.com/starbucks/index.phpcan ) tell you everything about your personality by what you drink at Starbucks. Simply enter your full drink order -- including size -- into the field below and the all-knowing Oracle will tell you everything about your personality. Better yet, input your friends' orders to find out what they're really like.

Unlike other imitations, the Oracle is 100% accurate.

You may need a Starbucks order Chart to use the Oracle effectively. I was using the Starbucks� Drinks Simplified (kinda) .

KenEstes 20030701

For a good time, you definitely want to visit The Shakespearean Insulter

Insult your friends with scholarly quotes.

- JerryWeinberg 2003.07.01

Are you suffering from 'irregularhilarity'? Are you interested in join the Right to Laugh Party? How about, do you need more hints about how to better practice the 'Science of I-Don�t-Mind'? If so, check out the "The Guru of Ho-ho-holy Hee-hee-healing" . I suspect Jerry may second my suggestion... anyone else?

When you're faced with a dilemma, might as well make dilemmanade. -- Swami Beyondananda

DianeGibson 07-08-03

I think Diane might be referring to the following Guides to Enlightenment, which I gave to most of the SEM groups over the years:

Swami Beyondananda's Guidelines for Enlightenment

  1. Be a Fundamentalist - make sure the Fun always comes before the mental. Realize that life is a situation comedy that will never be canceled. A laugh track has been provided, and the reason why we are put in the material world is to get more material. Have a good laugh at least twice a day, and that will insure regularity.

  2. Remember that each of us has been given a special gift - just for entering. So you are already a winner!

  3. The most powerful tool on the planet today is Tell-A-Vision. That is where I tell a vision to you, and you tell a vision to me. That way, if we don't like the programming we're getting, we can change the channel.

  4. Life is like photography. You use the negative to develop. And, no matter what adversity you face, be reassured: Of course God loves you - He's just not ready to make a commitment.

  5. It is true. As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts, thought particles tend to get caught between the ears, causing a condition called truth decay. So be sure to use mental floss twice a day. And when you're tempted to practice tantrum yoga, remember what we teach in Swami's Absurdiveness Training class: "Don't get even, get odd."

  6. If we want world peace, we must let go of our attachments and truly live like nomads. That's where I no mad at you, you no mad at me. That way, there'll surely be nomadness on the planet. And peace begins with each of us. A little peace here, a little peace there, pretty soon all the peaces will fit together to make one big peace everywhere.

  7. I know great earth changes have been predicted for the future, so if you're looking to avoid earthquakes, my advice is simple. When you find a fault, just don't dwell on it.

  8. There's no need to change the world. All we have to do is toilet train the world, and we'll never have to change it again.

  9. If you're looking to find the key to the Universe, I have some bad news and some good news. The bad news is - there is no key to the universe. The good news is - it has been left unlocked.


10. Finally, everything I have told you is channeled. That way, if you don't like it, it's not my fault. And remember, enlightenment is not a bureaucracy. So you don't have to go through channels.

- JerryWeinberg 2003.07.08

This one would be funny if it weren't so serious an issue - privacy of your driver's license information. Better check it out:

- JerryWeinberg 2003.07.08

Virtual Economists (requires Flash).

DaveSmith 2003.08.02

The Official Talk Like a Pirate Personality Inventory (TOTLAPPI)

Oh, this is too funny. Of course, I'm a "Cap'n" -- JohannaRothman 2003.10.20
I don't think it's funny at all. Just true to life. Of course, I'm a "ol' Chummy" -- JerryWeinberg 2003.10.20
Oddly, enough, I'm also a "Cap'n". --DaveSmith 2003.10.20

KenEstes 2003.10.17

If you type "Personality Inventory" into , you will see that the TOTLAPPI is the most common inventory after MBTI KenEstes


The solution to all programming resource availability and "software crisis" type problems:

-- JimBullock, 2003.10.22

Jim, this is about the funniest things I've seen in years - Primate Programming. I've been wondering what the next logical step would be after the CMM. -- JerryWeinberg 2003.10.22

And now you know.<g> I'm all about the new, new thing. Think we can make some money off this? One way is to start a tussle, pro & con, then go on the rubber-chicken circuit denouncing the evils of the other position. Do you have a preference, or should we flip a coin?<g> -- JimBullock, 2003.10.23

Well, I'm packing supplies for AYe today, and I'm bringing the rubber chicken. That's a start. - JerryWeinberg 2003.10.23

Updated: Tuesday, October 28, 2003